T-Bagging

You've played halo, call of duty, or any other multi player online game and you see somebody crouching and standing up on your head after your dead. Well most of you know what this is, it's called t-bagging. It is used to replicate a certain part of a guy, going into your face. While this may be considered rude, disgusting, or even horrific, it has become part of the game. I know many people are highly against the t-bag, but it's a part of the game and any real gamer will t-bag their opponents. Whether it is out of strategy, or they just want you to taste it, it's part of the game.

Now there are the people who sit there and will t-bag your body for ever and end up getting killed by you when you come back, and then there are those of you that give it one thrust and leave. There is a wrong and right time for a t-bag as well as an accepted amount of times that it should be repeated.

To start off, the acceptable number is three. Not three up and down fast t-bags, rather three full crouch and released t-bags. This is hardly enough time to be killed by the guy you just killed, it shows you are committed, and their screen will only show them being t-bagged for their five second respawn. What fun is it if they cannot see it? I will get a video of a proper t-bag once I get it uploaded onto my computer. To add more fun to it you can melee the back of their bodies and it will make their body jerk around.

Lastly when to do it, and when not to do it. There are many times it is not very smart to t-bag your opponent. When it is a close game above thirty-five of the fifty kills and it's within five points don't risk it when out in the open. If you get a kill with the plasma rifle (aka the noob combo), the shotgun, or the molar you have no right to t-bag as who can't get a kill with that? If your team is getting completely pwnd you cannot because face it, they've been handing it to you all game.

Granted these are rules regarding the halo series, but can easily be changed to suit any game. Thirty-five kills is approximately 75% of the kills in a game. So take that with the score of your game of choice and that transfers. As for guns, anything that noobs use to try to break even in their k/d such as shotguns and rocket launchers don't get the right to t-bag.

Hopefully this guide shows you the correct time, and format of the t-bag. Now get out there and make your opponents taste it.